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April 27, 2008

doing lines

"Remember when we thought pinstripes were cool? Remember when we thought Members Only was cool? Man, what we were smoking?"

May 30, 2006

sound of one hand not clapping

Freehand I could care less about, But I actually use(d) GoLive. Bummer.

April 06, 2006

giving windows the boot

"But everything about Boot Camp is calibrated to position Windows-on-Mac as the next Classic-style ghetto—a compatibility layer that you might need but that you wish you didn't.... Even the Boot Camp logo ... reinforces this. It's a bastardized variant of Microsoft's Windows logo, sans color, and with the whitespace between the four panels forming a hidden 'X,' à la the hidden arrow in FedEx's logo." Nice.

February 12, 2006

angels and access points

Thanks to this dude's instructions, I finally got Opera Mini to connect to the goddamn internet on my Nokia 8801 via Cingular. I can presently view the web as though it were mapped on the head of a pin. Progress.

Now if only Opera would release a usable version of said browser for the BlackBerry 8700c. End kvetch.

January 24, 2006

hating on yojimbo

I was somewhat stoked about Yojimbo (irritating icon notwithstanding) until I discovered—and correct me if I'm mistaken—it doesn't appear to support video. That excludes a sweeping segment of the memetic randomata I would presumably use such a program to organize. I'm presently too disgruntled to delve further into any alternatives—but hey, Panic, how about seizing this non-opportunity to develop a slick universal media codex that would potentially appeal to a very small but obsessive-compulsive user base?

For yours truly and the one-point-oh time-being, Yojimblows. Grumble.