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March 18, 2012

turn on, boot up, jack in, wig out

William Gibson once described cyberspace as a "consensual hallucination" but social networking is more like a consensual manic episode.

December 02, 2011

shemantics

There's a difference between loving w-o-r-d-s and loving language.

July 06, 2011

celebrate good enough times

There's a fine line between celebrating and showing off.

March 02, 2011

gravity wells

Commiseration isn't empathy in the same way that proximity isn't intimacy.

February 09, 2011

what motivates us

Sometimes we mistake fear for ambition.

October 10, 2010

monumental

A small bird alights the tip of a Mediterranean Cypress. The tree's entire column sways. The whole world seems impossible, possible in that idle instant. And then the bird is gone and the tree is still.

September 29, 2010

periods

There are sunsets; and then there's watching … the sun … set.

August 22, 2010

lateral move

Once, I carried anxiety in my chest. Today it resides in sidebars, on social networking sites.

August 14, 2010

random signal transformations

Sometimes the only silence is noise.

August 03, 2010

tempus fugitive

I think I used to be able to appreciate condensed pockets of time. Now I'm greedy. I want oceans. I want eternity.

July 08, 2010

mnemonic

Old sad songs that are new to me have a way of stirring long-dormant hurts.

May 13, 2010

uninformed

One way to avoid forming a meaningful opinion about something is to avoid the thing itself.

May 07, 2010

through line

There's a difference between trying hard and working hard.

February 17, 2010

days in

The afternoon sun hitting the television so hard that I can barely make out what's onscreen is the world's welcome reminder that I should be outside.

February 14, 2010

spring romance

Few things lull me into a trance like air-conditioning in February.

February 09, 2010

intuition, exhale

I know when I'm circling a truth because my breathing becomes shallow.

February 02, 2010

self-evident

We are the evidence of what we are.

February 01, 2010

calling it even

It's one of those neutrally buoyant Los Angeles afternoons where the air is the temperature of my thoughts and I'm not sure if the world's the dream or I'm the dream.

December 22, 2009

splitting air

Respectful-awkward is always preferable to resentful-awkward.

November 24, 2008

neverwinter nights

If there's poetry in wakefulness on temperate nights, I haven't found it yet. Disordered sleep is a delicate thing: It must be handled with care and packed in snow.

October 24, 2008

eyes wide shut

Some correspondences are so effortless I don't think they're real.

October 05, 2008

morton's fork

I've observed that insulting someone's intelligence in order to spare their feelings is literally neither hither nor thither.

August 23, 2008

it almost doesn't matter

When it was just us, it was simple. Do people mean it when they say they don't remember? I mean it when I say I haven't forgotten.

Oh, look: there you are; and there you are; but it's not the same.

August 09, 2008

words to live by

"The only impulse Allen cops to is the one to work, maniacally, as if to stave off death. 'It's a way of coping with the world. You know, in the same way that somebody copes with it by being a stamp collector or a sports addict or a titan of industry or an alcoholic or something. My way of coping with the horrors of existence is to put my nose to the grindstone and work and not look up.'"

August 02, 2008

where childlike curiosity is the most adult response

"I am somewhat the opposite of Alan Moore, in that I regard screen adaptations of my work with little more than simple childlike curiosity."

June 13, 2007

everything grates

In my college days I once made fun of this girl named K____ for being the type of person who always thought earnestly about her response when asked how she was doing, and answered honestly—as opposed to a flippant, insincere Tony-the-Tiger-rific "everything's great!"

Turns out, in the intervening years, I've become one of those earnest, honest answerers as well. I don't think people always know what to do with that.

March 18, 2007

unreliable narrator

Sometimes I'm startled by the things people remember that I've said. I don't pay attention to nearly half the things people tell me. (The other half I obsess over.)

March 03, 2007

passing the buck

I felt vaguely guilty for including a Sacagawea dollar in the delivery guy's tip, but what the fuck was I supposed to do with it?

February 15, 2007

recollection compulsion

It occurs to me that I own an awful lot of DVDs for someone who seldom watches DVDs. I guess I like knowing my favorite cinematic moments are stored as ones and zeros on all those silver platters—within reach, just in case I need them.

October 13, 2006

fall

"Cooler weather makes almost any place feel like home to me. Almost." I heartily concur.

September 26, 2006

pitch black

Coca-Cola Blāk tastes like poison.

August 27, 2006

eternal question

How does a month go by just like that?

August 25, 2006

dipole

I'm busy. Then I'm bored. Then I'm busy. Then I'm bored.

July 10, 2006

listless, listing

I'm better at keeping lists than I am at keeping time.

June 09, 2006

acrozzt

You crossed your T's, but did you cross your Z's?

May 30, 2006

instantly circa

I feel as though gradients and drop shadows are becoming the mauve bricks and glass blocks of current web design.

May 28, 2006

mnemonic vices

I can often remember the small-talk long after I've forgotten who I made the small-talk with.

May 08, 2006

excessive forced

A possible explanation for the psychotically enthused behavior of a dude sitting a couple of rows behind us at the ArcLight Friday night. He was literally cheering, applauding and generally masturbating to even the slightest, dimly suggested dialog beats and reaction shots in the movie as though he were attending, say, a midnight screening of Showgirls. He stopped about a quarter of the way through, as mechanically as he had begun, presumably having exhausted his niacin reserves.

April 14, 2006

ZZZat's entertainment

I highly recommend chasing A.M. Homes with Wonder Showzen and an Ambien.

April 06, 2006

sweet, sweet klonopin

Minor quibble with last night's Lost: since when is clonazepam an antipsychotic?

April 03, 2006

weakday

Weak, weak Monday.

March 30, 2006

separated at berth

I never noticed before how much Britney Spears looks like Ethan Suplee in the face.

March 06, 2006

alienated

Days of rain and smog suggest a poorly terraformed Mars.

March 03, 2006

parked for posterity

This has doubtless been observed elsewhere, but since I'd never laid eyes on it before—was the Clinton Library intentionally designed to resemble a giant trailer?

March 02, 2006

philistine giants and march hares

Sprung from a private conversation, a general observation about betrayal, or feeling betrayed: I think what offends me about life's little indiscretions and disregards is their operational smallness, their very pettiness. That ordinary slights and insults make such effective slings and arrows is an unflattering commentary on the human condition. I'm probably approaching it at the wrong angle, in my robotic way, but that's how I see it. At least on a sun-stunned afternoon in March (feels like May).

Sometimes it seems as though all our big hurts arrive at us by small degrees. Maybe it's just me.

February 28, 2006

siblings and doubles

I figured Firewall's Carly Schroeder and Matthew Currie Holmes were related to Zooey Deschanel and Joel McHale, respectively, but it turns out their striking could-be-younger-sibs resemblances are merely coincidental.

February 22, 2006

whither the soul of wit

What ever happened to brevity?

February 20, 2006

garment dictum

I don't know why it's important to have too many pairs of socks. But it is.

February 19, 2006

wasteland

I can't think of a single movie out right now that I have any real interest in seeing.

Upsetting prosthetic slapstick; anthropomorphized animal schmaltz; sassy, bleakly animated polygons; declining action franchise figureheads; smug, dumb foreign accent showcases; barely coherent parody mishmashes that are appreciably worse than their skewered-to-death sources; the remnant genre dregs of January; and, of course, that bane at the edge of my cultural consciousness, horror horror horror (dudes kissing or stray areolae: bad; bloody stump porn: okay). Bleh. Puke.

February 13, 2006

hypomanic monday

It's only Monday and I already feel like I'm Thursday. (That came out wrong but somehow right.)

January 29, 2006

bad bad monkey

Sometimes I'll be reading something funny and unchallenging and reasonably narrative and I'll think to myself, "Hmm I wonder if anyone's"—or "I'm surprised no one's"—"optioned this yet." And then I'll want to punish myself in some ineffable, deeply internal way.

January 10, 2006

potty humor

Haha. Gross.

January 02, 2006

relatively speaking

Apparently it's raining everywhere.