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May 23, 2008

portrait of the author as a human being

There's something deeply gratifying about this account of C.S. Lewis' gracious, respectful attitude toward his young readers during his lifetime, regardless of what one may think of his writing*. Enduring kindness in the face of enormous success is a commendable accomplishment unto itself.

*And what is my attitude toward Lewis' works—chiefly the Narnia Chronicles? Ambivalence, I suppose. I devoured the seven volumes sometime around the age of nine, after my third grade teacher, Mrs. B___, began reading The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe aloud in class and I became impatient with her piecemeal pace. My innate completism impelled me through the series. I recall being childishly satisfied with, and unquestioning of, the literature at the time, and subsequently forgot most of the details during the following years. I didn't become reacquainted with the stories until Disney and Walden Media unleashed the first overproduced feature adaptation in 2005: which, while handsomely mounted, was also pretty corny in its Christmassy religiosity—a trait, it transpired, it had inherited directly from its source material.

I haven't caught Prince Caspian yet. I can't say I've much enthusiasm for it, but I suppose I'll have to sit down and watch it at some point—if for no other reason than to satisfy my still extant completism. Old habits die hard.

June 21, 2007

crappily ever after

John Lasseter (reportedly) finally puts the kibosh on Disney's direct-to-video sequel sausage factory.

June 16, 2007

state of the art

The art of the tease.

August 27, 2006

ears are deaf

Is it completely credibility-annihilating that I don't despise a couple of tracks off [NAME REDACTED]'s new album? I mean, the rest of the songs are syphilitic crap, but the afore-linked tunes are reasonably catchy. Like crabs.

(In the interest of full disclosure, I liked a track off a [NAME ALSO REDACTED] album for about five minutes in 2003. It's been three years since my last confession, blah blah blah. Your humble servant, &c.)

July 17, 2006

pas de deux

Tim Burton plus Grim Fandango would be awesome.

June 10, 2006

traffic violation

The best thing about Cars was the short that led into it. It was downhill from there.

May 29, 2006

getting realtime

"It was a very conscious decision to head in this particular direction. Looking at the landscape of next-generation games being developed it was clear that there were a gluttony of titles that featured bald, buff space marines wearing body armor and fighting aliens. Fortunately for us, we didn't have much interest in heading in that direction and we felt that we could work in a style that really excited us and stand out from the crowd at the same time."

still summoning

Spoon's I Summon You still Van-de-Graaffs my hair, it's so good.

May 26, 2006

phobia clusterfuck

The horror, the horror.

May 25, 2006

too much television

Call me a nerd, but the electromagnetic hijinks on last night's Lost season finale rocked my termination shock. A much better capper than last year's.

Alias' rushed-yet-protracted series finale, on the other hand, was unfortunately as lame as a sigh, although the high body count was just a bit ballsy. Or a copout.

And maybe let's talk about Mischa Barton's final exit on The TiVo-makes-me-watch-it O.C. Has anyone expired on television in recent memory with less conviction? Her amateurish fade had all the hallmarks of a small child feigning sickness so his mommy doesn't make him go to school. Bleh. At this rate, bring back Oliver.

May 23, 2006

full steam ahead

Hey look! It's a steaming pile of Full Throttle-meets-Daredevil. Marvel might wanna throttle back (oh!) on turning every last one of its stinking properties into a B movie.

May 12, 2006

pastiche parfait

There's something sweetly adolescent about the latest trailer for Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette. Hopefully the movie will channel that energy (emphasis on energy) and not descend into languorous camp.

lost 'world'

Things that make me admire The New World all the more: it was shot on 65mm; filmed almost entirely in available light; and cut around a completed score rather than scored upon completion. Rapturous, haunting filmmaking—the kind of movie that Legends of the Fall wanted to be. It's easily the best release of 2005 and hardly anyone got to see it. Sad. (Grade A, incidentally; I don't mention DVDs in the sidebar.)

April 26, 2006

under the knife

Thus realizing one of my epic anxieties about timed cooking contests.

March 29, 2006

parent corporation

"My children—in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod."

That's actually kind of depressing.

March 07, 2006

smells like brett ratner's dick

X3 looks like it was edited on Drakkar fumes.

February 19, 2006

wasteland

I can't think of a single movie out right now that I have any real interest in seeing.

Upsetting prosthetic slapstick; anthropomorphized animal schmaltz; sassy, bleakly animated polygons; declining action franchise figureheads; smug, dumb foreign accent showcases; barely coherent parody mishmashes that are appreciably worse than their skewered-to-death sources; the remnant genre dregs of January; and, of course, that bane at the edge of my cultural consciousness, horror horror horror (dudes kissing or stray areolae: bad; bloody stump porn: okay). Bleh. Puke.

February 16, 2006

career suicide

I'll be really surprised if this doesn't tank hard. Risk Addiction? Try Rough Cut. Heh.

February 13, 2006

tripping the light fantastic

This is cool and beautiful.