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June 29, 2007

isurrender

Yes I love my iPhone and want to merge with it and make cyborg babies.

June 25, 2007

still cutting edge

"This is something I think Ridley Scott does better than almost any other director. Whether he's shooting a fantastical movie like Alien (1979), or a realistic one like Black Hawk Down (2001), you always know where you are in the movie's physical space. Blade Runner is unmatched by any other sci-fi film in terms of feeling like you're in an environment you understand."

June 21, 2007

heavy flow

"From all appearances, there are only three reasons God produces a Great Flood here: 1. Because it's cute when animals gather two by two (though totally unnecessary, since the flood barely covers the Washington D.C. area). 2. Because he wants to a stop a piece of legislation that threatens to shave off federally protected parks for development purposes. 3. Because yet another upper-middle-class suburban dad needs to spend more time with his family."

Well, that pretty much answers my one question about Evan Almighty: namely, how the filmmakers worked around that whole pesky "Old Testament god wiping out most of humanity for having gay sex and stuff" issue. Not exactly the stuff of feel-good comedy.

crappily ever after

John Lasseter (reportedly) finally puts the kibosh on Disney's direct-to-video sequel sausage factory.

ican'twait

"To help pass the waiting time, I drew some pictures of me and my future iPhone!!!"

much multitouch

"One day, your computer will be a big-ass table."

June 20, 2007

but that's the only reason i went to penn

"A quarter-century ago, U.S. Snooze, as it was once known, devised a brilliant marketing strategy to escape its own somnolent reputation as the reading matter of choice in mid-western dental waiting rooms: it would become the premier ranker of the reputations of the nation's colleges and universities." Oh snap!

istillwantone

Heh.

if you love something, chuck it

This wonderful terrible squirrel catapult reminds me of the similarly kinetic flying death squirrel from this Vault commercial.

June 19, 2007

summer's eve

"I think the part I remember most was that when she walked into the room, this burst of 'clean' just filled the room. It wasn't perfume or shampoo or a scented lotion. It was just 'clean.' Well-groomed, I guess."

That's what I like to hear. Especially after reading this.

June 16, 2007

state of the art

The art of the tease.

June 14, 2007

i'm neurotic

"Most people are surprisingly bad at spotting fake smiles. One possible explanation for this is that it may be easier for people to get along if they don't always know what others are really feeling."

I identified 16 of the 20 smiles correctly. Hmm.

June 13, 2007

everything grates

In my college days I once made fun of this girl named K____ for being the type of person who always thought earnestly about her response when asked how she was doing, and answered honestly—as opposed to a flippant, insincere Tony-the-Tiger-rific "everything's great!"

Turns out, in the intervening years, I've become one of those earnest, honest answerers as well. I don't think people always know what to do with that.

June 10, 2007

adorable! inedible!

Entertainment Weekly #939, June 15, 2007, p.71