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March 27, 2007

i'm a believer

"You can't rush creativity. Well, you can, but then you get broadcast television."

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March 24, 2007

when number one smells like number two

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the number one movie at the box office this weekend? Between this and 300 and Wild Hogs and Norbit, I haven't the faintest finger on moviegoing America's pulse this year.

Posted by R. at 01:29 PM | | Comments (0)

March 23, 2007

one flew over the cuckoo's nest

Currently Twitter-pated. Ha. Fuck Twitter.

Posted by R. at 09:14 AM | | Comments (0)

March 18, 2007

unreliable narrator

Sometimes I'm startled by the things people remember that I've said. I don't pay attention to nearly half the things people tell me. (The other half I obsess over.)

Posted by R. at 11:42 AM | | Comments (0)

March 07, 2007

stuff you might find in sarah silverman's refrigerator

Heh.

Posted by R. at 01:16 PM | | Comments (0)

March 03, 2007

passing the buck

I felt vaguely guilty for including a Sacagawea dollar in the delivery guy's tip, but what the fuck was I supposed to do with it?

Posted by R. at 10:37 AM | | Comments (1)

i'm yawning with outrage

I've always held that Ann Coulter is just a glorified lowest-common-denominator performance artist, not unlike an insult comic, who merely says outrageous things to get the attention she invariably and unfortunately receives. That said, she's still a hate-mongering manure spokes-skeleton. Winking and nudging only go so far.

Posted by R. at 10:33 AM | | Comments (0)

March 01, 2007

i thought they were referring to a celebutard std

"However, the only permanent cure is to go back to Japan—never to return to Paris."

Posted by R. at 08:05 PM | | Comments (0)