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February 28, 2007

observed

Seven years.

February 25, 2007

the oscars

Emmanuel Lubezki wuz robbed.

February 22, 2007

some disenchanted evening

"When it comes to best picture, the publicist says, 'These are five movies that will be largely forgotten. Other than maybe The Departed, as a cable staple.'"

February 20, 2007

deep-sixed

"Almost every story line was a dud, and no amount of Sorkin whimsy, tear-pulling or soap-box speeches could save them. In fact, those often made the stories worse."

February 19, 2007

hauteur theory

"David knows what he wants, and he's very clear about what he wants, and he's very, very, very smart. But sometimes we'd do a lot of takes, and he'd turn, and he would say, because he had a computer there, 'Delete the last 10 takes.' And as an actor that's very hard to hear."

February 16, 2007

the lethargy and the ecstasy

"The luxury and danger of being a screenwriter is an abundance of unstructured time."

February 15, 2007

recollection compulsion

It occurs to me that I own an awful lot of DVDs for someone who seldom watches DVDs. I guess I like knowing my favorite cinematic moments are stored as ones and zeros on all those silver platters—within reach, just in case I need them.

it's the little things

Seriously, bring it.

February 14, 2007

with good reason

"There really is nothing out there for those who want satire that tilts right." Um, and this dumb, derivative shit is your answer?

February 13, 2007

flayed

The comments about Paula Deen are hilarious. And I, too, have often wondered whether Duff Goldman's cakes actually taste any good.

fast times

Wow.

February 10, 2007

bunny nicole smith

"Of course, one of the cheapest journalistic tricks going is to get a piece of a mindless, tawdry media frenzy by denouncing it. The writer gets to wallow profitably in whatever gutter has everybody's attention while still being wry and high-minded. The readers get to join the fun without losing their self-respect. It's a win-win sort of arrangement for a certain knowing-wink-and-sly-nod wing of the media culture."

Just to wallow for a moment, I've also perversely been reminded of a passage from The Secret History:

"It was this unreality of character, this cartoonishness, if you will, which was the secret of his appeal and what finally made his death so sad. Like any great comedian, he colored his environment wherever he went; in order to marvel at his constancy you wanted to see him in all sorts of alien situations: Bunny riding a camel, Bunny babysitting, Bunny in space. Now, in death, this constancy crystallized and became something else entirely: he was an old familiar jokester cast—with surprising effect—in the tragic role." (p.357)

I should probably go think about global warming now.

February 09, 2007

eight ways till sunday

(Okay, several more.)

turning to smigel in times of tragedy

In light of recent events.

"are you wearing bottoms?"

Oh man, Norbit's no good? I'm bummed.

February 07, 2007

assignment: youtube

I wonder what you'd be left with if you edited every episode of Lost down to just its present-tense scenes. A lot of sighs and sidelong glances would lose their meaning, but would it become half an hour (give or take, factoring out commercials) of less increasingly frustrating viewing?

February 05, 2007

uneven but illuminated

Julie Taymor directed it? I'll see it.

can happy endings be far off?

"Welcome to 'sexpresso'—the latest coffee fad to hit America, in which the country's seemingly boundless fascination for Italian-style Java is combined with its equally boundless fascination for half-naked women."

Sounds like something out of Idiocracy.

February 02, 2007

deep see fishing

"Imagine a world with no land at all, merely the impenetrable depths of a seething ocean. Models of planet formation predict the existence of such worlds, even though our own solar system has none."

good sports

Conan O'Brien versus Serena Williams at Wii Sports tennis.