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Wendy's: There's already a term for what a Frosty is (besides chocolate-malted slurry): soft-serve. "Soquid" merely recalls benthic organisms, a prospect even more unappetizing than your late-night pick-up menu. And then there's "fpoon," which is not only derivative of "spork," but also a speech impediment. Your ads are as dumb as Donald Trump's apprentices. But since I was suitably bored/incensed to blurb them, well done.