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March 31, 2006

sounds like half a good-bad time

"To judge by the unflattering lighting and camera angles, Mr. Caton-Jones had no particular love for his star. He wasn't about to save her from herself and indeed seems to have decided that the best way into or maybe around the material was to divide it into two films: one, a fairly somnolent procedural with British actors; the other, a hysterically pitched Hollywood star vehicle."

March 30, 2006

separated at berth

I never noticed before how much Britney Spears looks like Ethan Suplee in the face.

March 29, 2006

parent corporation

"My children—in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod."

That's actually kind of depressing.

March 28, 2006

just because

Hi.

March 23, 2006

partial attention deficit disorder

"Carrying a BlackBerry is admitting that your commitment to your current activity is only partial." I am partially guilty of this. Usually in situations that are partially boring.

core

In my dream the arcology resembled a stellar nursery, a nebula lit from within by the glow of a million suns, light and dark matter mingling, fading between dimensions. Its shape reminded me of Brueghel's Tower of Babel. Upon closer inspection, the density of stars yielded to a structure rendered in more pedestrian substances, windows blinking on and off, roofs and terraces fancifully landscaped, the telltale hum of human life resonating steadily, centrally. Afterwards I remembered the fire and infinity I'd glimpsed in that first hot instant.

March 22, 2006

but wait, there's more

I've also reformatted the title attribute tooltips, per some long-standing requests. The code seems to be working across OS X/Win XP, Mozilla/IE/Safari/Opera. As usual, if something breaks, gimme me a shake.

wraparound workaround

So it turns out this site's been looking like shit in/on Mozilla due to that browser's handling of hyphenated text. Oops. Fixed the offending entry.

March 19, 2006

infer what you will

I like how on this week's Sunday Morning Shootout they found an extra-tiny fake barista to hand Vin Diesel his coffee and then how neither of the Peters stood to shake Vin's hand as he took his seat, presumably so he could loom over them.

March 17, 2006

for the love of god, why high-def? my eyes, my eyes!

Just kill me now.

March 16, 2006

dutch mistress

"I thought for a moment. 'There needs to be some disorder in the scene, to contrast with her tranquility,' I explained. 'Something to tease the eye. And yet it must be something pleasing to the eye as well, and it is, because the cloth and her arm are in a similar position.'" (p.136)

March 15, 2006

brokeback hackneyed

Oh, blah. Self-righteous observation rendered in self-parodic prose (cf., I Am Charlotte Simmons, et cetera). Yawn.

lack of basic insight

"I felt the nude scenes should have a disturbing quality that is provocative but also bizarrely threatening and weird. I thought it would be intriguing to do it in a way that is just quite brazen. I wanted my character to be very masculine—like a man in a steam room."

I really hope Basic Instinct 2 is good-hypersucky-bad, not just okay-mezzosucky-bad. I want to be provoked and bizarrely threatened and weirded out.

March 09, 2006

speaking of fumes

Know what? I'm not so sure Cars is gonna suck anymore. Its marketing sucks, but that's almost a latent commentary on the target of said marketing versus the film being marketed—à la the I, Robot gambit of 2004 to a certain extent, some things being unequal.

harbor

"'Any life that existed could not be luxuriant and would have to deal with low temperatures, feeble metabolic energy and perhaps a severe chemical environment,' said Jeffrey Kargel of the hydrology and water resources department at the University of Arizona in Tucson. 'Nevertheless we cannot discount the possibility that Enceladus might be life's distant outpost.'"

Isn't "Enceladus" Fez for "enchiladas"? Just kidding.

March 08, 2006

yes we have no bananas

"Don't be panic."

crooked facts

Another poorly researched/sourced article on feature animation. This one declaims the immediate decline of Disney's animated oeuvre upon lyricist-visionary Howard Ashman's death in 1991. Except several unrelated things happened subsequently. Firstly, of course, The Lion King became the most successful traditionally animated feature of all time in 1994. Ashman never had any involvement with the finished product that I know of. That same year, Disney COO Frank Wells, Michael Eisner's "right hand" and "voice of reason," departed by way of a helicopter crash, famously leading to Jeffrey Katzenberg's abortive power-grab and own departure to form DreamWorks with David Geffen and Steven Spielberg … where he promptly set up a rival feature animation division with a lot of poached Disney talent. (There was actually a brief period during the 1990s when traditional animators were in hot demand at almost every major studio, as me-too animation divisions were established all over town, with expensive, terrible results).

So it was a divisive era, talent got stretched thin … and Pixar officially arrived in 1995. The primary creative/commercial fallout from Ashman's death was probably felt by his musical partner Alan Menken, whose post-Ashman collaborations with a variety of lyricists resulted in decent enough work on movies that nevertheless underperformed. (It's worth noting that the newly Pixar-infused Disney animation division recently brought Menken back into the fold.)

None of this in any way detracts from Ashman's indelible contribution to movies that he worked on, or even his hypothetical contribution to movies he probably would have worked on if he hadn't died, nor his unofficial role as a guiding presence at the studio, but it doesn't suggest direct causality … unless your operational definition of chaos theory is still derived from Jurassic Park.

Yeah, I used to follow animation. Maybe I sort of still do. Nerd.

March 07, 2006

smells like brett ratner's dick

X3 looks like it was edited on Drakkar fumes.

star-lit

Heh. Cooter. Funnier (or sadder) still, they* probably require the same lighting.

(*i.e., Lindsay Lohan and Sharon Stone. Not Sharon Stone and Sharon Stone's vajay-z. Although prolly not much of a diff between Sharon Stone's vajay-z and Lindsay Lohan as far as a light meter/Eastern European DP is concerned.)

March 06, 2006

alienated

Days of rain and smog suggest a poorly terraformed Mars.

lamely bedight

The Oscars: I'd like to think Ang Lee's halting, horrible invocation of his movie's unintentional, so-oft-repeated-that-I-shan't-repeat-it-here catch-phrase was some deeply encoded jab at the 1998 telecast's James Cameron jackhole kingworld moment … but it was probably just an ill-advised stab at levity by a famously humorless director.

The ceremony itself was as dull as its supposed upset (for the last time: Crash is a preachy dud), although the slow-mo pimps-n-ho's-down during Hustle and Flow's best-song nom was predictably what-the-hell-were-they- thinking-oh-yeah-they-do-the-same-sucky-thing-every-year ho' hum. Thanks, TiVo, et cetera. Aristocrats.

(Oh, and this is offered without explanation to those who would understand it—you know who you are—but how "Liberty Van Zandt" did Terrence Howard look last night?)

March 04, 2006

mall flounders

"'They said no to our offer,' the Loews insider said. 'They said they didn't want Metreon to be seen as just a big movie theater.'"

Funny, I don't think I or anyone I know ever thought of Metreon as anything but a big movie theater, albeit inexplicably glorified with glaring Chotchkie's-esque "flair."

Metreon's retail spaces always seemed like concepts rather than places people bought stuff—like museum gift shops … with rickets, I guess you could say. (I was searching for something antipodal to "on steroids.") I think I picked up a Gameboy Advance there once, and maybe a PS2 game I never played.

Oh, and the restaurants blew chunks and literally stank of low morale (which smells surprisingly like grilled low-grade meat, actually).

March 03, 2006

los angeles is not spain

Seriously, rain, go away.

parked for posterity

This has doubtless been observed elsewhere, but since I'd never laid eyes on it before—was the Clinton Library intentionally designed to resemble a giant trailer?

March 02, 2006

philistine giants and march hares

Sprung from a private conversation, a general observation about betrayal, or feeling betrayed: I think what offends me about life's little indiscretions and disregards is their operational smallness, their very pettiness. That ordinary slights and insults make such effective slings and arrows is an unflattering commentary on the human condition. I'm probably approaching it at the wrong angle, in my robotic way, but that's how I see it. At least on a sun-stunned afternoon in March (feels like May).

Sometimes it seems as though all our big hurts arrive at us by small degrees. Maybe it's just me.

March 01, 2006

dada delicious

C'est pas ma faute.