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booze snooze

Has anyone in the annals of mixed beveragedom ever ordered a Jack and Pepsi, and, if so, did the saloon pianist abruptly strike a discordant note and did the resident strumpet gasp at the immodesty of the request as a Mexican standoff ensued between the unsuspecting deviant drinker and every one-eyed card shark in the joint?

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