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saw: fifty shades freed

It’s rare to find a production this desultory outside the cookie-cutter confines of the Hallmark Channel. In fact—with its cumbersome backstories, minimal plotting, barest semblance of an act-structure, and actors visibly disinterested in their own starring vehicle—Fifty Shades Freed is, for all intents and purposes, a basic-cable genre pic, albeit with the Christmas lights swapped out for light bondage. Grade: D-

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