saw: taken
What's presumably intended as a populist red-state revenge fantasy about the dangers of sexy foreigners instead unfolds as an aggro-trash video game where the player is a middle-aged man who fetishizes sexual paranoia and doesn't feel completely alive unless his daughter is staring down the barrel of a loaded cock. The bodies pile up and the villains only get swarthier as the porno-conspiracy snakes its way up Euro society. Fortunately it's over quickly and you hardly feel a thing. (That's what she said.) Grade: C-