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raza syed
is twenty-seven.
he lives in l.a.

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watched
zathura
jarhead
the goblet of fire
prime
doom
capote
north country
shopgirl
domino
elizabethtown
lord of war
serenity
a history of violence
in her shoes
flightplan
corpse bride
the constant gardener
the brothers grimm
the 40-year-old virgin
red eye
broken flowers
the aristocrats
hustle & flow
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stealth
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march of the penguins
the island
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charlie
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madagascar
revenge of the sith
layer cake
kicking & screaming
kingdom of heaven
the upside of anger
crash
the interpreter
the hitchhiker's guide
kung fu hustle
sin city
palindromes
robots
be cool
the pacifier
inside deep throat
constantine
assault on precinct 13
la mala educación
million dollar baby
hotel rwanda
in good company
unfortunate events
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closer
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the edge of reason
alexander
national treasure
finding neverland
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ray
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i ♥ huckabees
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the world of tomorrow
thx 1138
vanity fair
superbabies
hero
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catwoman
alien vs. predator
code 46
collateral
garden state
the village
the manchurian candidate
the bourne supremacy
i, robot
anchorman
spider-man 2
fahrenheit 9/11
the terminal
the stepford wives
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the prisoner of azkaban
shrek 2
the day after tomorrow
mean girls
troy
new york minute
super size me
hellboy
kill bill vol. 2
walking tall
jersey girl
eternal sunshine
dawn of the dead
starsky & hutch
miracle
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bad santa
paycheck
love actually
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stuck on you
big fish
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elephant
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kill bill vol. 1
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the rundown
party monster
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cold creek manor
my wife is an actress
matchstick men
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rise of the machines
28 days later
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hollywood homicide
the italian job
finding nemo
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the shape of things
the matrix reloaded
owning mahownie
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the good thief
identity
a mighty wind
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better luck tomorrow
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spirited away
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about schmidt
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xxx
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in the company of men
men in black 2
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I have this habit of fixating on gestures and words. Primitives, basic vectors—every act of communication can be reduced like a suspension bridge or geodesic dome: line, angle, line, angle; struts and bolts. And sometimes I have to be a total chimp to negotiate those perilous architectures. I don't think chimps care about geometry.

This has nothing to do with what I just said, but: at the grocery store this evening, in the checkout queue, we were situated behind a rather corpulent (and I don't use that word ... lightly) young boy whose sole cartload was a mountain of assorted packaged red meats and about twenty generic Hostess-like pies, also individually wrapped. And some beer. The boy's contagiously distended father joined him shortly, bearing more pastries and beef. I fancied I heard their hearts ticking. I admired their excess.

Nearby, there was a promotional freezer case of Pepsi Blue. It was empty. There were depressions in the shaved ice where the bottles had been, little craters of impulse purchase impact. I felt obscurely cheated, robbed of my right to sample and spit-take what I'm sure is a berry very noxious concoction. + 9

Autumn tested the waters today. Color temperatures were down across the board, and everyone I ran into seemed likewise just a shade subdued. Personalities registered as composites of other personalities. Averages.

When the sky is gray and people are plain, conversations feel a bit like toll booths. Faces are viewed as if through Plexiglas, overlaid with the reflection of one's own countenance. Words are pennies and nickels, passed through a slot. Time Is Money. Talk Is Cheap. EXACT CHANGE ONLY.

Silence is undervalued. + 7

A tectonic headache had been grinding its way through my cranium for the past eighteen or so hours. Sometimes it seemed to have better pates to torment, so it came and went. The reprieves were welcome, but the repetition was unpleasant. I bummed some prescription ibuprofen off a friend and chased it with some bitter wine, which only left a bad taste in my mouth and did nothing to suppress the sensation, like halite on ice, of my parietal bones slowly and deliberately de-fusing and re-knitting.

Later, and later still, after some Coke and Skittles, the headache dissipated. Finally, perversely. + 1

In my dream she had the tastiest Cocoa Puffs ever. And I don't even like Cocoa Puffs. And yes, I mean the cereal. I ate her cereal.

For my money, and having never been diabetic or predisposed toward autoerotic asphyxiation, the best pass-outs are the naps you steal on sunny Sunday afternoons when everyone else is in wine country or at the beach, when you can just starch yourself pussycat-flat in your amnio-chromatic bedroom and let your subconscious rise up past the tip of your nose like warm mineral oil.

Some time later your superlubricated eyes loll slowly back to their upright position, your vision gyroscoping from too-amber to too-blue, a cycle reminiscent of the bad art-film lighting in some big-budget movies. Snap crackle pop.

The entries have been weirder lately. I don't know why. + 8

A wicked heat wave is grifting the city. I've watched it shimmer under the naked-filament sun, iridesce off streetcars, coronate hairlines with saline baubles. The heat is syphilitic; it moves men to madness. Stricken citizens of all stripes depart abruptly from their senses and their foundation garments, manifold in their morphology, quantum-singular in their unshapeliness—cruel-ambulating about in truncated, semi-opaque raiments which, in violation of the basic laws of Helmut Newtonian physiognomics, rupture the space-time prophylactic and allow all manner of Bruegelian excesses, lapses and indignities to burst hideous-kinkily forth. +

This site is parts of me from time to time, then days and even weeks go by where nothing intersects and the more recent entries start to ossify like edicts.

The weekend was ascendingly good. Sunday, whetted, overflowed: moistening me for no particular reason and just because. I was happily felled by, and crushed underneath, failed words; nebulous, as though I'd overshot my bedtime and ended up in the half-light, where day descends from night and drapes itself across the dwindling lampposts of the city, a dolphin-skin big-top over the urban three-ring.

But Tuesday. Tuesday was Tuesday. Wednesday is nothing so far. August has that way about it. August is yellow wallpaper and perhaps too much ice cream. Summer smolders. + 6

come away, o human child! to the waters and the wild....


So we're all on MySpace now?
+ 4

"'I can do splits too,' Holmes says, jumping down and splaying herself across the floor. On that note, I suggest, we should probably get the photo shoot started."
+ 1

Marissa Cooper fires a gat better than I do.
+ 3

"What Lucas has devised, over six movies, is a terrible puritan dream: a morality tale in which both sides are bent on moral cleansing, and where their differences can be assuaged only by a triumphant circus of violence." Heh.
+ 3

Can we start calling Brad and Angelina "Bragina"? Thanks.
+ 1

"Prescriptivists are assholes. Ignore them."
+ 0

"In a joint venture between International Flavors and Fragrances and NASA, roses were taken on the space shuttle, and their scent was then analyzed. Shiseido recreated the scent of the roses as they smelled in space and made it a key ingredient of Zen."
+ 0

I know Vince Vaughn's been going going gone to seed for a while, but when did he turn into John from this season's Apprentice?
+ 0

I just realized that Laura Dern's character in Citizen Ruth sorta reminds me of Paris Hilton.
+ 0

"Cruise can't get the double-publicity value of dating his leading lady again: In War of the Worlds, it's 11-year-old Dakota Fanning."
+ 0

The UPS guy and the FedEx guy showed up at the same time. That wasn't awkward.
+ 0

Whenever I hear the term "mash-up" now I kinda wanna barf.
+ 2

"Success on television can be as brutal as failure; the job of a network anchor, and particularly a morning anchor who must banter for hours on end, is more harmful to the ego than almost any other kind of public performance."
+ 0

"The reasons to avoid House of D, David Duchovny's earnest, unwatchable coming-of-age drama, can best be summarized in a simple declarative sentence. Robin Williams plays a retarded janitor."
+ 0

"Marie Tucek, of New York City, engineers the first push-up bra in 1893. It is made of either sheet metal or cardboard and covered with silk."
+ 0

Hello.
+ 0

"They did a drop into a crème brûlée. It had a nice crust and, horrifyingly, they got a signal that wasn't a million miles from the real one from Titan."
+ 0

"Sideways, the Oscar-winning film about two buddies touring the central California wine country on the eve of the wedding of one of them, is one long and boozy man date."
+ 3

"In fact, I'm not really sure we got punked by anyone in particular. It's more like we got punked by a machine, an organization invented to create cheap TV product."
+ 0

"What intrigues the researchers is that the lenses are of such high quality that they could have been used to make a telescope some 500 years before the first known crude telescopes were constructed in Europe in the last few years of the 16th century."
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