I've had a pretty agreeable run with my T-Mo cellular service ... save somewhat for this past week, during which I've received calls on roughly a nightly basis thanking me for my continued consumership and rewarding my patronage with additional monthly "loyalty minutes." A customer service rep practically came onto me the other evening, her voice dripping with glycerin and bandwidth. I get it, I get it. You're feeling November 24th something fierce. Now slip me a flashy new handjob and a rebate. I mean handset.